And it was so...

(Enter Wombat from right stage)

Wombat: Hello, I'm a Wombat and my name is Wombat.

(Enter Rabbit from left stage)

Rabbit: Hi, I'm a Rabbit and my name is Rabbit.

(Enter Teddy bear from right stage)

Teddy bear: Hey, I'm a Teddy bear and my name is Teddy bear.

(Enter Gerbil from right stage)

Gerbil: Yo, I'm a Gerbil and my name is Gambit!

Wombat: ... Gerbil didn't we reherse this over and over yesterday?

Rabbit: and all last week?

Teddy bear: and all last month?

Wombat: And didn't we say clearly, "No more new, crude nicknames that don't make any sense!"

Gerbil: Well I thought I would spice things up a bit. This play is pretty lame.

Teddy bear: What the hell Gerbil! Now you just ruined the play!

Rabbit: This isn't your play Gerbil. You had your chance with "The Inflammable Gerbil: Gerbi"

Teddy bear: And don't forget "Everyone's Favorite Gerbil: Germy"

Gerbil: But those all sucked!

Teddy bear: Then why ruin this one when this is clearly Wombat's turn?

Gerbil: Wombat doesn't even care. He said "Let the moment move itself and let you mind speak freely" so I'm doing him a favor by doing what he asks. He should be grateful.

Rabbit: You're just being dumb by manipulating the situation to your advantage.

Gerbil: Shut the fuck up!

Wombat: Thank you Gerbil. You are excused.

Gerbil: What do you mean I'm excused? You don't have the right to excuse me! I'll leave myself! Try growing up sometime!

(Gerbil storms off right stage)

Wombat: Too bad. He really is a character in my play afterall.